Tilda Swinton: Somewhere Over the Rainbow in Lacroix and Silver Heels
Somehow, We Just Can’t Imagine Her in a LBD and Pumps
All hail! Tilda Swinton, Princess Avant-Garde of the Glargflong Galaxy returns from her home planet to bring greetings and well-wishes to the people of Earth while dressed in a psychedelically amusing little Rainbow Brite inspired number (Lacroix, darling!) that we TOTALLY love on her. And that silver shoe, yum. Plus, it looks like it can transmit signals back to the mother ship.
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button star’s look is so wickedly wacky yet so authentically her and not HEY LOOK AT ME! that somehow it works and we can’t knock her for it. Like Paula Abdul, she deserves her own fashion category: Only Tilda Swinton Is Allowed to Wear This and Get Away With It. But shorter and pithier. If someone else tried to pull this off, like say Aubrey “Fake Boobs” O’Day, we’d have so let her have it. There would be so many trash bag jokes, Hefty would have cut us a check. Yes, we’re biased and we’re fine with that.
By ShoeMinx Trekkie Paige Muller
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