SARAH PALIN, DINA LOHAN, LYNN SPEARS: CANDIDATES FOR 2008 “MOTHER OF THE YEAR”

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Famewhore Dina Lohan, Lindsay’s momanager, must be fuming that GOP VP nom Sarah Palin is stealing her “rightful” place in the media spotlight. Palin has toppled the Google fiend for the most mom mentions in the tabloids since the news of her unmarried, pregnant teen daughter broke.

The “Long Island Mom of the Year” (seriously) and “Living Lohan” star is yesterday’s news in the wake of the continuing Palin baby mama drama. The Alaska Governor is the current queen of the tabloids with covers of US Weekly, OK!, People and the National Enquirer. So far the VP candidate is more popular with the paparazzi than the polls; only 22% of voters have a favorable opinion of her.

We can just imagine Dina’s “me, me, me” inner dialogue: “My daughter is a famous actress who could backslide into drug and alcohol abuse at any second. She’s one sip away from a face-plant, I tell you!”

To add salt to poor Dina’s wounds, recent word is that the tell-all memoir from Lynn Spears, Britney and Jamie Lynn’s mama, will come out of mothballs and into bookstores soon. Through The Storm: A Real Story of Fame and Family in a Tabloid World will be published later this year after it’s Mother’s Day 2008 release was pushed back following the media backlash of the Jamie Lynn Spears pregnancy scandal.

What type of shoe should Lynn wear on her book tour? She needs something that says “I’m not a fame-seeking stage mom that pushed my daughters into the limelight at a young age leaving them totally unable to cope with real life and the consequences of their mistakes,” with a smidge of sexy grandma. These Gucci “Bacall” peep toe pumps would be contrite yet stylish enough for Oprah and the daytime talk show circuit.

Take heart, Dina. You’ll still have season two of your faux-reality show to shoot and promo after Sarah and her morality tale fade from the headlines. And hey, maybe Lindsay will go back to liking boys; “My Daughter is a Recovering Lesbian” would be a stellar topic for the premiere episode of your long-rumored talk show.

Posted by ShoeMinx Writer Paige Muller


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