Jolie-Pitt Twins: First the Cover, Now the Conspiracy

Photoshop Doctored Baby Smiles is Big Business

That’s Just Vivienne’s Bloated Baby Gas Talking!

Election? What election? The biggest news in the world continues to be the sainted Brangelina bambinos, twins Vivienne Marcheline and Knox Leon. In case you were living under a rock and somehow missed the media onslaught, the newest Jolie-Pitts were unveiled to the world in People magazine on Monday.

Cue the gasps of amazement, the cries of outrage, the moans of envy.

People posted the magazine cover with two photos of the 24-day-old babies on its website Sunday night and rushed its magazine to newsstands, publishing two days earlier than usual.

If you thought the hype was over, puleze. No less than New York Magazine is calling Photoshop shenanigans on the cover shot of cutie pootie baby V for her toothless grin. Why? Because Parenting magazine says that “babies don’t smile from exterior stimulation until two to four months.” They further speculate that perhaps the babies were born earlier than reported to avoid paparazzi attention, as has been rumored after the “Entertainment Tonight” gaffe. Or it could just be gas. But yeah, where’s the “story” in that? ShoeMinx suspects the more logical explanation is that People’s PR machine is hard at work to ensure that every man, woman and child in America has a copy of the super-duper-extra-special edition for their very own. After all, they have to recoup their $14 mil somehow.

Gee, can you imagine the hysteria when Vivienne and Knox actually do something other than coo and look cute?


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