Jessica Simpson is 2 stray years from Being 30

The Simpson Sisters Do Doe-Eyed and Fierce-Eyed at the SAME time… Now it’s Your Turn Derek Zoolander!

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Boy those Simpson girls know how to look like they’re having the Best. Time. Ever. ShoeMinx has never seen such savvy sisters salaciously straddling a photo op like there’s no tomorrow. It’s like there was never even a baby made between the Fall Out Boy and the Littlest Simpson.

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Tony Romo gave girlfriend Jessica an early birthday present when he serenaded her at Sagebrush Cantina in Calabassas California tonight. The Dallas Cowboys quarterback took the stage and sang “Sweet Child O’ Mine” to the singer-cum-actress-cum-shoe-designer-cum-bleacher-sitter, who turns 28 on July 10th.

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Are they getting ready for when Papa Joe comes in the door with a shotgun?

Jessica Simpson’s line of pumps will soon be collector’s items when she moves on to designing baby clothes. Don’t giggle. ShoeMinx is serious. Get them while they’re hot here.


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One Response to “Jessica Simpson is 2 stray years from Being 30”

  1. ArmyGirlLuvsShoes on October 18th, 2008 9:45 am
    I don’t like her music, but I love her shoes!

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