Delivered: Angelina Will Deliver on Tuesday

The Cover of Star Magazine for Tuesday, July 15 2008?

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Recreational hobby journalism is alive and well. Contactmusic reported an hour ago that “sources” at the Lenval Hospital in Nice revealed Angelina will be induced this coming Tuesday, July 15th 2008. It seems the Most Famously Knocked Up Woman in the World is rather tired of being pregnant with two plum Pitts.

ShoeMinx is pretty sure that the screams of “Induce Me Already!” can be heard ringing through the usually quiet streets of Nice. We’re surprised Perez Hilton hasn’t launched a line of new Angie-Inspired Maternity Wear T-Shirts with the slogan “Are We F#*king Inducing Yet?” brandished in Gossip Gangster pink.

Angelina Jolie will deliver her twins on Tuesday, July 15th 2008, according to these vague French reports. We hope the medic on a smoke break made more than a free donner kebab for this “tip”. Unless we hear it from Susan Braudy or another Team Jolie-Pitt flack, we’re going to keep our Veuve on ice.

If the Twins are born on Tuesday they will share a birthday with the following random list of celebs:

Rembrandt born on July 15, 1606

Arianna Huffington born on July 15, 1950 YIKES

Diane Kruger born on July 15, 1976

Jesse Ventura born on July 15, 1952 DOUBLE YIKES

Brian Austin Green born on July 15, 1973 TRIPLE FREAKING YIKES

Brian Austin Green is an especially auspicious birthday coincidence as he famously bungled it with Megan Fox this week, who, as mean journos like to tag: “Megan Fox: The Poor Man’s Angelina Jolie”. It certainly looks like David from 90210 doesn’t have nearly as much money as Tyler Durden from Fight Club.

Though the In-Utero Until Tuesday Twins are not fraternal, we think Team Jolie-Pitt isn’t about to mess with perfection:

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One baby got nearly 5 Million. Reports are starting to circulate of offers up to 25 Million being made to the couple’s reps. Seeing as how that could keep a developing nation’s children in shoes for life, that seems pretty obscene. Pitt and Jolie subverted the media’s perversion by ear-marking Shiloh’s debut pics for charity. Any wagers on how many TWO Plum Pitts will fetch?

We also invite you to speculate on the ridiculousness about to ensue in everyone’s *favorite* new game, Celebrity Baby Names Gone Mentally Insane in the comment box below.

ShoeMinx is taking bets on dates.

Stay Tuned to Shoeminx.


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Comments

3 Responses to “Delivered: Angelina Will Deliver on Tuesday”

  1. Girl Gone Wild on July 10th, 2008 11:26 pm
    How about Peanut and Butter Jolie Pitt??
  2. Tina Turner on July 10th, 2008 11:28 pm
    I can imagine that “Shiloh” is a hard one to follow up on, but I can see Angelina naming her two girls after her mother “Marcheline” and calling them “Marsha” and “Lynn”…For $16 million, you can even name me Shiloh!!
  3. rachel on July 10th, 2008 11:30 pm
    Wishing Angelina, Brad and gang a healthy birth and all the best. The girls’ names will be creative, for sure. Maybe “Michelle” (after Angelina’s Mom) and “Jane” (after Brad’s Mom).


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