Katie “Jordan” Price Walks on the Wild Side in Uggs

What, No Product to Pimp in Some Crazy Getup? We Almost Didn’t Recognize You!

Believe it or not, this is the best glamour girl Katie “Famewhore” Price has looked in forever.  There’s no migraine-inducing pink, visible boob or threat of an accidentally-on-purpose flash of her business.  Based on those sub-par standards, this is a wee sartorial success.  Like if Lindsay Lohan wore pants instead of leggings for even a second.  WE GET IT LINDS.  You are a walking billboard for your line of ridiculously overpriced leg coverings.  Just because you put them on one leg at a time doesn’t qualify them as pants, you know.  Anyhoo.

On the other hand, Katie’s leopard leggings are eerily reminiscent of Aunt Lill down in Boca smoking  unfiltered cigarettes, drinking a little afternoon pick me up of gin and juice.  What?  Like your family is so perfect.  And paired with boots that put the “ug” in fugly?  While we give a point to Katie for putting the girls away, she loses approximately 100,000 points for the hideous footwear.  A cute ankle boot or a tall riding-style boot (no, not the pink ones from your equestrian line, Jordan), like these by Franco Sarto, would have been a HUGE improvement.

Does anyone know when Katie’s visa expires and she’s recalled back to England?  Between Paris Hilton, Bai Ling, Phoebe Price and the entire Kardashian clan, we’ve got more than our fair share of premiere seat fillers on this side of the pond already, thank you very much.

By ShoeMinx All-star Paige Muller

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August 26, 2009 | Filed Under Boots, Celebrity, SHOE TYPE, Women's Shoes, Zappos | Leave a Comment 

Hey Paula Abdul! Just Because It’s The Kids’ Choice Awards Doesn’t Mean You Have To Dress Like a Tween

One Of These Days Paula And Miley Cyrus Will Both Finally Wear Something Age-Appropriate

It might be possible to get a buzz from whatever cocktail of crazy on the rocks with a side of lime Paula Abdul is consuming just from looking at her. ‘Cause clearly the last time she had a sober moment was in the early 2000s when Avril Lavigne was all the faux emo/riot girrrl rage and teens flocked to Hot Topic for all their “life is like, so hard, and I hate my parents, wah” accessories.  So in a misguided effort try to look younger and funkier and more in-tune with These Kids Today, the American Idol judge styled herself in her angsty best.  HT was evidently having some kind of five for $10 sale.

But as Paula’s outfits go, it’s not even near her worst.  The mounds of chains.  The fingerless gloves.  The chunky black boots.  All that’s missing is the chipped black nail polish and  “f**k you, mom and dad” expression on her face.  Though with her Botox problem, doing more than blinking and stringing a bunch of slurred words together in something distantly related to English at the same time is a mystery medical science has yet to conquer. So yes, remarkably this Flashdancing “Like There’s No Tomorrow” in a bizarre version of Michael Jackson’s “Bad” video look is actually an improvement.  Just think how great the choreography in that video would be.  You just know Fall Out Boy’s Pete Wentz is scoping her outfit for pieces he wants to borrow.

And at least Paula erased the moustache Simon Cowell drew on her.  Normally she would have coordinated it with an eye patch and swashbuckler’s sword.  Which would have been all kinds of awesome.

Step out in style in these ‘Saturn’ ankle booties from Charles by Charles David.  They’re “Crazy Cool.”

By ShoeMinx Idol Paige Muller

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April 3, 2009 | Filed Under Bootie Stilettos, Booties, Boots, CELEBRITIES, SHOE DESIGNERS, SHOE TYPE, Sexy Boots, Sexy heels, Women's Shoes | Leave a Comment 

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