Hey Paula Abdul! Just Because It’s The Kids’ Choice Awards Doesn’t Mean You Have To Dress Like a Tween

One Of These Days Paula And Miley Cyrus Will Both Finally Wear Something Age-Appropriate

It might be possible to get a buzz from whatever cocktail of crazy on the rocks with a side of lime Paula Abdul is consuming just from looking at her. ‘Cause clearly the last time she had a sober moment was in the early 2000s when Avril Lavigne was all the faux emo/riot girrrl rage and teens flocked to Hot Topic for all their “life is like, so hard, and I hate my parents, wah” accessories.  So in a misguided effort try to look younger and funkier and more in-tune with These Kids Today, the American Idol judge styled herself in her angsty best.  HT was evidently having some kind of five for $10 sale.

But as Paula’s outfits go, it’s not even near her worst.  The mounds of chains.  The fingerless gloves.  The chunky black boots.  All that’s missing is the chipped black nail polish and  “f**k you, mom and dad” expression on her face.  Though with her Botox problem, doing more than blinking and stringing a bunch of slurred words together in something distantly related to English at the same time is a mystery medical science has yet to conquer. So yes, remarkably this Flashdancing “Like There’s No Tomorrow” in a bizarre version of Michael Jackson’s “Bad” video look is actually an improvement.  Just think how great the choreography in that video would be.  You just know Fall Out Boy’s Pete Wentz is scoping her outfit for pieces he wants to borrow.

And at least Paula erased the moustache Simon Cowell drew on her.  Normally she would have coordinated it with an eye patch and swashbuckler’s sword.  Which would have been all kinds of awesome.

Step out in style in these ‘Saturn’ ankle booties from Charles by Charles David.  They’re “Crazy Cool.”

By ShoeMinx Idol Paige Muller

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April 3, 2009 | Filed Under Bootie Stilettos, Booties, Boots, CELEBRITIES, SHOE DESIGNERS, SHOE TYPE, Sexy Boots, Sexy heels, Women's Shoes | Leave a Comment 

Shoe Dazzle: Walk In Kim Kardashian’s High Heels With New Shoe Shopping Service

Red Carpet Walker Steps Into The Spotlight As Sexy Stiletto CEO

Kim Kardashian may turn her possibly cosmetically enhanced nose up at fellow heir-head Paris Hilton, but the bootylicious “Keeping Up With the Kardashians” reality star is following her entrepreneurial example and extending her brand.

In addition to her full-time job showing up at Hollywood hotspots for her daily photo opp and waving her boobs in her hot NFL-player boyfriend’s face to get him to propose so she can ditch her dead-weight family and star in her own reality show, “Kim + Reggie Sign A Prenup,” the unintentional porn star has fashioned herself as co-founder and chief stylist for Shoe Dazzle.  The online shopping service gives shoe-obsessed members the expertise of Hollywood’s top stylists — and Kim herself.  Guess she needs a fall back plan since old Reggie is dragging his feet getting her to the altar. 

Here’s how Shoe Dazzle works: You take a Style Sensibility quiz where you select picks of your favorite runway pics, celebrities’ styles you admire (Beyonce vs. Gwen Stefani, for example) and the styles of shoes you like to determine your signature footwear look.  Then for $39 a month, you can choose your favorite pair from the five platforms, pumps, booties or flats options that ShoeDazzle’s stylists pull for you. It’s like Netflix for shoes, only there’s no need for a prepaid return envelope.  We’ll go out on a limb and assume you won’t find a pair by Paris in the bunch.  But don’t hold your breathe for any Manolos or Loubs either.

Here’s a peek at the looks they have available:

Usually not shy about dropping names, Kim is very hush hush about the brands the site has to dazzle you with.  But thanks to our sleuthy shoe skills, we’ve discovered that one of the lines they carry is Michael Antonio.  Get the look, like these ankle booties, at Shoecompare.com.

So, what do you think: promising venture or should Kim stick to what she does best . . . uh, whatever that is?

By ShoeMinx Diva Paige Muller

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March 23, 2009 | Filed Under Booties, Celebrity, Celebrity Shoes, High Heels, Kim Kardashian, SHOE TYPE, Sexy Boots, Sexy heels, Women's Shoes | Leave a Comment 

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