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Political Surrealism 101: What Happens When Bambi Doesn’t Make It In Broadcasting

A 22-year-old University of Alaska student named Richard Millay got his enterprising hands on a videotape that’s eluded the media since John McCain asked Sarah Palin to be his running-mate - original footage of her 1984 Miss Alaska Pageant.

And can we just say. OMG. The Bad 80s Lighting. The Drunken Trumpeteer. Sarah’s Pamela Ewing-style Red Swimsuit. The White Pumps. As the future vice-presidential candidate parades on stage, an off-screen announcer reads her early biography: “Contestant #8, Sarah Heath. Sarah says that she wants to prepare for a career in television broadcasting by majoring in Telecommunications and Political Science…” See what happens when a girl wants Diane Sawyer’s job and can’t cut it?



And as if this weren’t enough… now the sight of Sarah Palin blowing a flute is seared into our retinas. How pat that she chose to play “The Homecoming”. We can’t even begin to address her wardrobe choice. We guess a girl who dreams of being swept away by Victor Newman like to wear tablecloth-sized white doilies when playing the flute in public. Her eyes in this one are absolutely maniacal. Perhaps she would have won the crown if she had wrestled an Alaska grizzly to the ground, then baked some Soccer Mom Specialty Lemon Nut Bars. Now that’s talent folks!

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October 5, 2008 | Filed Under SHOE TYPE | Leave a Comment 

How do We Feel About Kat Dennings…

Infinitely Cute? Or Just Bored Enough to Look that Way?

Is Kat Dennings yet another actress to make a fine living out of looking bored and pouty? Someone needs to take up the slack from Kirsten Dunst and eye-roll expert Alexis Bledel.

Michael Cera. We Love. How this pencil-neck geek became the romantic leading man of his generation is a total coup for both Cera and the entire Paradigm Talent Agency. We wanted him with Maybe. We wanted him with Juno. We wanted him with Nora. We just plain wanted him.

For all you Ryan Gosling/Rachel McAdams wannabes… get an 80s boom box and sit on the door step of Paradigm Talent Agency until they trip on you, notice you have operational legs, then send you out on a Starbucks run. And then call the LAPD on you. 360 North Crescent Dr.,North Building, Beverly Hills, CA 90210. For all you aspiring Michael Cera wannabes: Rozon Mercer Management, 345 North Maple Dr., Suite 376, Beverly Hills, CA 90210.

And do we even like Kat Denning’s shoes? Are they completely boring with this dress or do we just have Red Carpet Attention-Deficit-Disorder?

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October 4, 2008 | Filed Under CELEBRITIES, SHOE TYPE | Leave a Comment 

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