Emmy Rossum’s Style De-Evolution

“Phantom of The Opera” Star Goes From Classy to Hoochie

Whoa.  Remember when Emmy Rossum, she of the envious mane of glorious curls who starred with Gerard Butler before he got ripped in 300, was Hollywood’s next big thing?  Yeah, it’s been awhile.  She was also in Poseidon but that movie is so hilariously bad we’d prefer to erase it from our memory banks. Which is why we guess she’s employing Amanda Bynes’ “look at my crotch!” promo strategy to stay vaguely relevant, because accidental up-skirt potential is always worth a couple of pictures in the tabloids.

Reduced to starring in something called Dragonball Evolution, Emmy appears to be taking the whole “whoring yourself for fame” thing a bit literally when it comes to her ensemble at the straight-to-DVD premiere.  The color of her Emanuel Ungaro dress is quite lovely on her but the cut-to-there hem, plus the peek-a-boo bustier detail, reeks of Paris Hilton.  Or worse, Lisa Rinna.

Neither association is likely to prompt casting agents to ring her up to step into an Oscar-worthy part Anne Hathaway had to turn down due to prior obligations.  Her black pumps with sparkly toe embellishment are quite cute though, like these Giuseppe Zanotti’s from ShoeCompare.com.  If she’d just apply the same sartorial selection process to everything above the knee, we suspect her choice of parts might improve to “servicable Jennifer Aniston stand-in.”

By ShoeMinx Red Carpet Watcher Paige Muller

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March 17, 2009 | Filed Under CELEBRITIES, Celebrity, Celebrity Shoes, Couture, Designer Shoes, Film Opening, Giuseppe Zanotti, High Heels, SHOE TYPE, Sexy heels, Special Occasion, Women's Shoes | Leave a Comment 

Deja Vu All Over Again: Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie Have More In Common Than You Think

Besides Brad Pitt, That Is . . .

Yawn.  Another day.  Another black outfit.  Jennifer Aniston continues her style rut on the red carpet for He’s Just Not That Into You.  If only she would follow the subliminal advice being offered by the bold, italic “Not” snapped in the step-repeat board behind her:  “For the love of all things holy, do NOT wear another black dress or pants-suit.  Your body is amazing.  Imagine how great you’d look if you WORE A COLOR FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE, LIKE, EVER. GOD.” Honestly, how can she be bold enough to go commando on the cover of GQ yet be such a red-carpet snooze?

You know, when you think about it, Jen and her arch rival Angelina actually have a lot in common.  Hold on, before you rush off to see if those Team Jen and Team Angie t-shirts still fit, hear us out.  They’re both crazy hot and super talented. Both tend to do only one thing or another with their hair. And they have an “either or” approach when it comes to dressing: EITHER the black one OR the white one.  If they were to ever sport something as weird and crazy as say YELLOW or something, the celebrity fashion world would collapse in a collective state of shock.  Angie’s recent trip aboard the SS Banana Boat, notwithstanding. One bash of color among a sea of blah is not a life preserver from style rut island.

And evidently neither are fans of getting things hemmed.  Again, here’s where that “Nottie” advice would be helpful to Jen:  “The whole MOST SHOCKING CELEBRITY BREAK-UP EVER was like three years ago — although in some ways it feels like ten, and in others, as if it were yesterday, given that you STILL talk about it every chance you get.  You, and everyone else, could just move on already if you’d just shut your yap and it would probably help if you did NOT copy the same much-talked about look as your rival.  There is NO way you weren’t gloating about her 80’s Joan Collins helmet hair.  Seriously it’s as if you’re stalking her through the pages of US Weekly or something.”

Angelina has traded sporting necklaces with Billy Bob Thornton’s blood and Morticia Gomez get-ups to travel the world like Carmen San Diego with her Benetton brood saving humanity so we totally get that her priority is comfort over flash.  But Jen, you’re in your cradle-robbing cougar prime.  John Mayer may be a PR/blogging tool, but girl, dress like you’ve snagged a hottie!


Basic doesn’t mean boring. These black-and-white Giuseppe Zanotti sandals with a gold sculptured take simple to sublime.

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February 13, 2009 | Filed Under Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Film Opening, Giuseppe Zanotti, Jennifer Aniston, John Mayer, SHOE TYPE | Leave a Comment 

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