While Sarah Jessica Parker was Busy Being Carrie, Matthew Broderick was Busy Being “Busy”

“Matty Cakes” was Getting “Sex In the City”, but not with SJP

We here at ShoeMinx Headquarters were saddened and shocked to hear that one of our favorite, most fabulous fashion idols is dealing with a fate worse than death: the knowledge that Ferris Bueller cheated on her. Apparently while she was filming Sex and the City: The Movie, Mr. Broderick was seen making late-night house calls to another woman. And apparently the other woman’s pet name for Broderick is… wait for it… “Matty Cakes”. First Ryan Phillippe and Reese Witherspoon, and now this!
Though we never really understood why a powerhouse like her was married to a man who we all assumed was gay, we have to ask the question - who does that guy think he is? His great accomplishment: playing a lazy, arrogant teenager twenty years ago in Ferris Bueller’s Day Off.
Her great accomplishments: revolutionizing women’s television as Carrie Bradshaw in Sex and the City, and bringing her famous and fierce fashion to the masses in her affordable clothing line, Bitten.

…oh, and doing it all in unbelievable super high-heels.
So here is our message to SJP: thank you for being your wonderful, powerful, and iconic self. We are sorry that excuse of a man you are married to is such a loser. Know that you have changed our fashion lives and given us the bravery to be moguls in our own worlds and look fabulous doing it.
We’re still drooling over your unbelievably gorgeous photo shoot with Chris Noth in June’s Vogue – particularly those super hot silver and black Chanel pumps in the museum picture – and can’t wait until you ditch the zero and get with a hero… Is Jason Lewis single?

Posted by Resident ShoeMinx SJP Watcher Nacie Carson

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July 26, 2008 | Filed Under CELEBRITIES, CELEBRITY DESIGNERS, Shoes on Set | Leave a Comment 

Jessica Simpson is 2 stray years from Being 30

The Simpson Sisters Do Doe-Eyed and Fierce-Eyed at the SAME time… Now it’s Your Turn Derek Zoolander!

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Boy those Simpson girls know how to look like they’re having the Best. Time. Ever. ShoeMinx has never seen such savvy sisters salaciously straddling a photo op like there’s no tomorrow. It’s like there was never even a baby made between the Fall Out Boy and the Littlest Simpson.

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Tony Romo gave girlfriend Jessica an early birthday present when he serenaded her at Sagebrush Cantina in Calabassas California tonight. The Dallas Cowboys quarterback took the stage and sang “Sweet Child O’ Mine” to the singer-cum-actress-cum-shoe-designer-cum-bleacher-sitter, who turns 28 on July 10th.

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Are they getting ready for when Papa Joe comes in the door with a shotgun?

Jessica Simpson’s line of pumps will soon be collector’s items when she moves on to designing baby clothes. Don’t giggle. ShoeMinx is serious. Get them while they’re hot here.

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July 9, 2008 | Filed Under CELEBRITY DESIGNERS, Popular Posts | 1 Comment 

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