Ryan’s One Set of Lips Away From Smooching Javier Bardem

Evidently Vicky Cristina Barcelona star Scarlett Johansson has re-thought her “monogamy is a weird thing, because, let’s face it, we’re f-cking animals,” Cosmo comment.

The Hollywood stalkerazzi don’t usually miss much, but even they were shocked when word came out that Scarlett and Definitely, Maybe’s Ryan Reynolds had jumped the broom and gotten hitched after just over a year of dating.

How did the ridiculously hot couple manage to keep details of their nuptials under wraps when super couples like Beyonce and JayZ and Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony can’t?  Evidently the long lens of celebrity photogs doesn’t extend to the wilderness of Vancouver Island (camera, check; film, check; passport, oooops).  And of course, having the frenzied media pack focused on Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake’s rumored to be imminent journey into wedded bliss is a useful cover.

With a small circle of friends and family, the new Mr. and Mrs. Reynolds combined a backpacking weekend with a wedding ceremony at the Clayoquot Wilderness Resort, a luxurious outpost of 20 canvas tents that caters to nature lovers. Somehow we can’t imagine Ryan’s former fiancé Alanis Morissette enjoying roughing it - unless it’s to scratch her nails down a cheating love’s back.

No word on whether or not ScaryAn said “yes, to the dress” Stella McCartney had designs on creating for the occasion. Stella, who made Madonna’s dress for her marriage to director Guy Ritchie, joked, tongue firmly in cheek, about what she had in mind for the bodacious bride, “You know, some kind of dodgy, black thing. Latex! Latex for Scarlett!”

Plans are afoot to throw a larger celebration for the couple. ShoeMinx wants all the pomp of a big Hollywood wedding and pictures of the blonde bombshell with her signature red lips!  Frankly, after envying her lip-locking libidinous roles with Aussie treat Eric Bana in The Other Boleyn Girl and sensual like-water-for-chocolate hunk Javier Bardem, we feel owed a bit of couture eye candy to sate our celebrity fixation.

While we wait for the PR-approved wedding snaps to appear in People, let’s celebrate the happy couple’s blessed union - and the fact that Justin Timberlake is still technically available - with these rockin’ retro Stella McCartney heels.  So they’re not the typical wedding-white, but our girl Scarlett has never struck us as the traditional “The Knot” type anyway. Besides how could you resist?  These shoes are impossibly gorgeous.

Posted By ShoeMinx All-Star Paige Muller

This is Your Fantasy. Own it.

We’re in the sweet spot of July, ShoeMinx’s favorite Season.

Enjoy our Man Candy Meets Heel Candy Special Edition…

Imagine. You’re on holiday in Sardinia, Italy. You’ve just polished off the most robust, gorgeous plate of fresh seafood linguine and chased it with a deliciously foamy cappuccino. You explore a side street and happen upon the most magical shoe boutique you’ve ever seen. You may as well be on a Universal Pictures Sound Stage. It’s like the MOMA of Luxury Shoes is before your very eyes.

You enter the shop tentatively, not knowing if this is a Gelato-craving daydream gone wild. Between your gold hoops, peep toe boots and rounded hips, you’re a miracle of circles - a sensual siren sun-kissed by the Mediterranean.

One sexy “shoe clerk” could tip this fantasy into Shangri-La… who would you pick to help you try on those elegant Givenchy sandals in the window?

Would it be the studious and soulful Jake Gyllenhaal?

Wrapping his strong hands around your delicate ankle, helping you try on a white Guiseppe Zanotti sandal?

Or would you prefer the doting service of a Ryan Reynolds?

Fitting you with these hot-blooded serpentine Roberto Cavalli sandals?

How about the penetrating gaze of Clive Owen assessing the *tilt* of your “arch”…

… in these deliriously sexy Rene Coavilla sandals?

Or maybe a man like Matthew Fox is more your speed?

And you’re more in the market for a man to help you size out a playful pair of Christian Lacroix Wicker Espadrilles.

We like the idea of James McEvoy slipping you into something more cosmopolitan-sexy…

Like these exquisitely crafted Donald J. Pliner Pumps.

The fantasy gets friskier if you imagine a scruffy yet attentive Adrian Grenier pulling out all the stops…

… to get you in Modern Vintage’s sublime tomato red textured wedge?

If you’re feeling a bit like a walk on the wild side, maybe a “hands on” shoe clerk like John Mayer fits the bill?

And maybe he’s admiring your slender ankles as he fits these dreamy Chanel open toe pumps on your feet.

Post a Comment… Which of these Sexy Scenarios Unleashes Your Ultimate Shoe Fantasy?

Jake Gyllenhaal and Guiseppe Zanotti

Ryan Reynolds and Roberto Cavalli

Clive Owen and Rene Coavilla

Matthew Fox and Christian Lacroix

James McEvoy and Donald J. Pliner

Adrian Grenier and Modern Vintage

John Mayer and Chanel