Wife Ashlee Simpson stayed at home for the testoserone-fueled event, unable to veto or explain those turquoise shoelaces.
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Hot on the heels of the Brangelina taps Bono to be the Holy Twins Godfather news comes an even more insidiously twisted triangle.
A source told The Sun that Pete Wentz will ask John Mayer to be his baby’s godfather.
“Pete and John have been spending a lot of time together lately and they get on so well. They are firm friends. John gets a bad rap and is always portrayed as a bad boy but he’s got a heart of gold. Pete and Ashlee know that and they think he would make a great godparent. But they are holding back asking him at the moment because they are not sure how Ashlee’s sister Jessica would feel about her ex having such a strong link to her new niece.”
How Jessica is going to feel? Papa Joe will never let this happen. He’s going to sell the exlusive rights to some corporation. So don’t be surprised if it’s announced that Viacom and Target are Emo Baby’s godparents.
Here’s the new godfather leaving the gym yesterday.

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Who dresses this guy — Jessica Simpson’s most recently fired stylist?
Fallout Boy and Baby-Daddy-to-Be Pete Wentz was spotted wearing this – um – colourful ensemble this past weekend. Pete hit Vegas to headline a two-hour DJ set at the House Of Blues Ultimate Fighting Championship 86 after-party in Vegas. While his look appears to vintage RUN DMC, his golden sneakers with turquoise as so freakish they look fashion-forward. Was he inspired by the shiny gold coins flooding out of a nearby slot-machine?
That’s right…wrestling, boxing and “Fey Boy of the Arts All-Star” Pete Wentz. We like the culture jamming. Guess Nickelback was busy?
Wife Ashlee Simpson stayed at home for the testoserone-fueled event, unable to veto or explain those turquoise shoelaces.
Shop for non-hideous old school shoes here.