To Perez, xXx From Paris: Happy Birthday Gossip Gangster!
Perez Hilton> You Know You’re Good When..
You can make snarky comments about people and they still show up at your party.
The Gossip Gangster turned the big 3-0 this last spring, and the likes of Amanda Bynes, Paris Hilton, Kelly Osbourne and Amy Winehouse turned up to fete the man who’s made a mint on their misadventures and/or misfortunes.
There’s a certain playful affection that’s unique to Perez, which enables him to remain unscathed. Celebs can’t seem to ween themselves off of watching their disasters unfold on his blog. Now that’s one impressive trampoline act on the part of the self-described The Queen of All Media. One could argue he’s one of the best social strategists since Otto von Bismarck. Or not.
How hilarious is this image of Perez’s three befuddled muses at his party:

Are they fighting over corporate sponsor table top swag? Oh dear.
And of course, the money shot was all about Paris on Perez. Yikes.

Though ShoeMinx is not a fan of The Hills, we are digging the shoes Heidi Montag wore to Perez’s birthday bash.





















