Vogue Cover Girl Keira Knightley: The “WTF” Heard Round the World

If Anna Wintour Wanted a Pirate, Johnny Depp

Would Have Been a Better Pick

THUMP. It’s the sound that says “Fall” to fashionistas the world over: super-sized editions of fashion magazines arriving on newsstands. It’s like Christmas morning when everything is bright and shiny and new. Heaven.

With magazine circulation and ad sales down for the all-important September issues, ShoeMinx was eager to see what tony covers would entice us to lust, crave and covet the luxe products within the glossy pages. Fashion Bible Vogue is not immune from the ad slump - down 674 from 725 last year - so expectations to knock it out of the box with a big celeb get, rested squarely on Anne Wintour’s Chanel-padded shoulders.

Pirates of the Caribbean actress and Vogue cover girl Keira Knightley is a puzzling choice for more reasons than one. Knightley last appeared on the June 2007 cover, which was the second-lowest seller of that half of the year. But WHAT is up with her hair? Too much styling product? Or is it some kind of artistic vision that mere mortals not named Andre Leon Talley are incapable of interpreting without an encyclopedic knowledge of erudite references and high-priced European cigarettes? Whatever it is, it’s not pretty. For a publication of Vogue’s venerable status, that’s the ultimate fashion crime.

A surefire cover-saver, these sweet violet Dior Suede Wedges:

Or these knuckle-bitingly sexy Manolo Blahnik pumps…

Adding to the cover let-down is the lack of extraordinarily desirous accoutrements that make us consider sending in slightly less than the full credit card payment. A tall order, but a killer shoe could have diverted attention from Knightley’s weed-whacked hair and channeled the horror in a more positive direction to product envy. If ever a cover was in need of direction it would be this one.  As for Knightley’s hair? A hat. Definitely.

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August 12, 2008 | Filed Under CELEBRITIES, Keira Knightly, SHOE TYPE | Leave a Comment 

Sienna Miller + Keira Knightley = BFF or Cunning Scene Stealers?

The Beauties and the Bootie Trend: Clearly trying to “Out Boot” each other at the Edinburgh Music Festival

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According to the UK’s Daily Mail, Sienna and Keira struck up a close friendship on the set of The Edge Of Love, which premiered in London last week. But there seems to be a fair share of professional rivalry between these two lithe and lanky English beauties.

According to the Daily Mail story, Sienna is ‘totally miffed’ that Keira is in final-stage talks to take the part of Eliza Doolittle in Cameron Mackintosh’s remake of the classic musical My Fair Lady. The 26-year-old actress, who has split from her actor boyfriend Rhys Ifans, had set her heart on the role, played in the 1964 original by Audrey Hepburn. Family friends say she was taking singing lessons to make sure she was pitch perfect.

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ShoeMinx opens it up to the floor: Who do you think has better instincts in how to wear the trend of the moment… Who’s got the better “Little Black Bootie”, Keira or Sienna? Let the wild comment posting begin…

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For Sienna’s Boutique 9 Women’s Happy Bootie, check out a whole selection of Boutique 9 booties and pumps at ShoeCompare.com. And click here to browse other Keira-style lace-up bootie pumps.

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July 1, 2008 | Filed Under Blogger, Bootie Stilettos, Booties, Boutique 9, Celebrity, Celebrity Shoes, Designer Shoes, Film Opening, Keira Knightly, MINX MUSINGS, SHOE BLOG, SHOE MINX, SHOE TYPE, Sexy heels, Sienna Miller, THE DAILY PUMP | 2 Comments 



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