2009 Oscars: Jessica Biel’s Couture Calamity

Wins ShoeMinx’s “Best Cameron Diaz Impersonation” Award

Looking at Jessica Biel’s at the Oscars we are beginning to suspect that BF Justin Timberlake, recently named GQ’s “Most Stylish Man,” has some kind of wicked mojo that saps women of their hotness and ability to dress themselves or properly comb their hair.

Now, we know the “Sexy Back” singer can’t be completely blamed for the rolled-out-of-bed-and-skipped-the-shower appearance of ex girlfriend Britney Spears, but it’s a bit suspicious that the “Womanizer” was quite cute, though a bit tickety-tacky (those matching denim outfits they wore in 2001 were a scream!) when they were dating, but post-break up suddenly it was an endless parade of ratty looking hair, bare feet in gas station bathrooms and clothes covered in Cheeto dust.

There’s Something About Mary star Cameron Diaz, GF number two, went from California cool mixed with wacky flair to “for the love of Vogue, buy an iron and do something with your hair!  That bed-head look doesn’t mean you don’t have to wash it” in record time.

Now Esquire’s “Sexiest Woman Alive” is morphing into a rumpled CamDi clone. Just look at how good she looked at the 2007 Oscars.

The 7th Heaven star turned up on the red carpet this year with faintly greasy, lackluster locks that look like she finished a round of Tae Bo with Billy Blanks before dashing to get ready.  And look! Her white Prada duchesse satin gown comes with its own detachable bib to catch stray crumbs after eating hors-d’oeuvres  at the Vanity Fair party.  So handy.  Completing the fug sandwich, Jess shoved her feet into a clunky pair of closed-toe black pumps.   We weep for a silver strappy heel, like these by Christin Michaels.  Sigh.  This look just has Blade 4: Straight to DVD written all over it.

By ShoeMinx Red Carpet Watcher Paige Muller

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February 24, 2009 | Filed Under Designer Shoes, Dress, High Heels, Jessica Biel, Pumps, SHOE TYPE, Sexy heels, Special Occasion, Women's Shoes, Zappos | Leave a Comment 

Baby On Board for Hottie Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake?

Jessica Biel Would be the Sexiest Pregnant Woman Alive

“7th Heaven” actress Jessica Biel and “Sexy Back” singer Justin Timberlake are the latest young Hollywood couple rumored to be expecting their own genetically gifted off-spring. Frankly, it’s a miracle that the twosome, who have been dating since January last year, managed to avoid baby rumors as long as they did.

Recent photographs of Esquire’s “Sexiest Woman Alive” looking a bit rounder and dressed in loose-fitting clothing have sparked speculation that the “Senorita” is pregnant. Of course, it could also be bad camera angles. Or too much room service while traveling with JT on his European tour. English fry-ups and French sauces are oh so delish, but murder on a girl’s figure.

Exhibit A:

At the Palm Springs International Shortfest, Biel is understated in an atypical, possibly baby-bump obfuscating, gray dress with matching snakeskin peep-toes. Does she have that pregnancy glow or is it just great makeup?

Our conclusion based on the photographic evidence? Fifty-fifty split unless Biel issues a confirmation or denial. Or pops into Kitson to shop for baby clothes.

Let your outfit take center stage with subtly sophisticated metallic heels, like these Beverly Feldman Snakeskin Peep Toes.

Effortless dressing never looked so good as these chic, comfy, cool Mossimo ballet flats.

Posted By ShoeMinx Baby Bump Watcher Paige Muller

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August 31, 2008 | Filed Under CELEBRITIES, Jessica Biel, SHOE TYPE | Leave a Comment 

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