Jennifer Lopez Takes on Tokyo in Towering Salvatore Ferragamo Platforms

Promotes Product She’ll Never Use Again After The Check Clears

“Konnichiwa, all you adoring fans! Are you pleased to see me? Of course you are, I am Jennifer Lopez!  I wore these super high Salvatore Ferragamo heels to make sure you can all feast upon the banquet of my supreme diva-ness as I tower over you like Godzilla.  Your awe of my FIERCENESS sustains me.

With that estupdia Octo-mom stealing my baby-making thunder and Madonna wandering Africa, picking up babies in a $2,800 Chanel tracksuit, I agreed to come over here to gift you with my greatness even though my biggest achievement so far has been staying married to Marc longer than any of my other husbands. And we are soooo in love!  Si, muy mucho! He loves me and I love me, it is like a fairytale.  I especially love that he knows I am the boss of him and is available to baby-sit around the clock.  My precious bambinos are such lovely little accessories but baby drool would just clash with my outfit.  Like my wedding ring.

Why am I here you ask, my darling harajuku girls?  It is because I love this person whose name I couldn’t be bothered to learn and their fabulous line of . . . **LINE!  What crap are I here to promote again?**  Oh, yes, Samantha Thavasa and this fierce bag that I am totally going to keep after I fill it with everything that’s not nailed down in the dressing room.  And with your LOVE!  See my movie! Buy my album!  Spritz yourself with the essence of JLo!  **Ok, are we done here?  Check!  And remember, I want that bag stuffed so full it will need its own seat on the jet.**”

Get sky high style in these ‘Evil’ platform heels by Steve Madden. With a wicked 4″ heel, this on-trend silhouette is the epitome of fashion chic.

By ShoeMinx Harajuku Girl Paige Muller

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April 1, 2009 | Filed Under CELEBRITIES, Celebrity, Christian Louboutin, Couture, Designer Shoes, Dress, High Heels, Jennifer Lopez, SHOE DESIGNERS, SHOE TYPE, Salvatore Ferragamo, Sexy heels, Women's Shoes | Leave a Comment 

Leona Lewis’ Grammy Blah Ambition

Maybe Jennifer Lopez Can Give Lessons in Diva-tude

British babe Leona Lewis has been dubbed the R&B-pop princess in waiting to divas Mariah Carey and Beyonce.  From her hair to her nude Randi Rahm halter dress, the Bleeding Love singer channeled them both on the Grammy’s red carpet in a look that reeks of VH-1 Divas and sugar-y, over-the-top ballads.  But at least  she didn’t sport her ever-present black tights (at least we don’t think she did . . .).  It must be a Brit thing as fellow posh-voiced singer Adele is similarly afflicted with blacktightitis.

Now, we know Leona is new to the diva, fame game but this is NOT a look befitting a star who snagged Gossip Girl hottie Chace Crawford to appear in her next video for “I Will Be.”  Someone call Carson Kressley for some emergency zhoozhing.  Big hair!  Mink lashes!  Cleavage!

These dark green Kate Spade heels would be perfect to tie-in with Leona’s Lucifer Vir Honestus ring and make her look a bit more sophisticated and less showgirl.

By ShoeMinx Red Carpet Watcher Paige Muller

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February 9, 2009 | Filed Under Chace Crawford, Jennifer Lopez, SHOE TYPE, Sandals, Sexy heels, Slingbacks | Leave a Comment 

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