Brooke Hogan: “If you Grow Up in a Circus Ring, Don’t be Surprised You Look Like a Clown”

The Hulk Princess’ Style Straight from the Sale Rack

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Imagine growing up in the cradle of misogyny that was 1980’s WWF culture. Shudder. We’re surprised that Brooke Hogan still has teeth, both eyes and a waist. Mind you, she’s not a bad looking girl, she’s just styled that way.

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The dress above would be fine, if it didn’t look like a rancid, radio active racoon was on her head. But as for the dresses below… Oi. Is she inviting journalists to put a folded 20 into her, ahem, panties?

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One would think Brooke would have a way bigger personal shoe budget. But perhaps the wrestling circuit has bred her to “keep it real” and with the people, resulting in shopping sprees at Payless Shoe Store:

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Perhaps there’s a “Brooke Hogan For Payless” sponsorship campaign on the horizon that we’re not aware of. That noted, we’d advise Brooke not to hold up the product like a dead squid at the fish monger’s market.

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