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Delivered: Angelina Will Deliver on Tuesday

The Cover of Star Magazine for Tuesday, July 15 2008?

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Recreational hobby journalism is alive and well. Contactmusic reported an hour ago that “sources” at the Lenval Hospital in Nice revealed Angelina will be induced this coming Tuesday, July 15th 2008. It seems the Most Famously Knocked Up Woman in the World is rather tired of being pregnant with two plum Pitts.

ShoeMinx is pretty sure that the screams of “Induce Me Already!” can be heard ringing through the usually quiet streets of Nice. We’re surprised Perez Hilton hasn’t launched a line of new Angie-Inspired Maternity Wear T-Shirts with the slogan “Are We F#*king Inducing Yet?” brandished in Gossip Gangster pink.

Angelina Jolie will deliver her twins on Tuesday, July 15th 2008, according to these vague French reports. We hope the medic on a smoke break made more than a free donner kebab for this “tip”. Unless we hear it from Susan Braudy or another Team Jolie-Pitt flack, we’re going to keep our Veuve on ice.

If the Twins are born on Tuesday they will share a birthday with the following random list of celebs:

Rembrandt born on July 15, 1606

Arianna Huffington born on July 15, 1950 YIKES

Diane Kruger born on July 15, 1976

Jesse Ventura born on July 15, 1952 DOUBLE YIKES

Brian Austin Green born on July 15, 1973 TRIPLE FREAKING YIKES

Brian Austin Green is an especially auspicious birthday coincidence as he famously bungled it with Megan Fox this week, who, as mean journos like to tag: “Megan Fox: The Poor Man’s Angelina Jolie”. It certainly looks like David from 90210 doesn’t have nearly as much money as Tyler Durden from Fight Club.

Though the In-Utero Until Tuesday Twins are not fraternal, we think Team Jolie-Pitt isn’t about to mess with perfection:

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One baby got nearly 5 Million. Reports are starting to circulate of offers up to 25 Million being made to the couple’s reps. Seeing as how that could keep a developing nation’s children in shoes for life, that seems pretty obscene. Pitt and Jolie subverted the media’s perversion by ear-marking Shiloh’s debut pics for charity. Any wagers on how many TWO Plum Pitts will fetch?

We also invite you to speculate on the ridiculousness about to ensue in everyone’s *favorite* new game, Celebrity Baby Names Gone Mentally Insane in the comment box below.

ShoeMinx is taking bets on dates.

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A ShoeMinx Tribute to the YSL Tribute Shoe

Celebs Show the YSL Legend Some Love

Yves Saint Laurent was widely considered the last of a generation that included Christian Dior and Coco Chanel and made Paris the fashion capital of the world, with the Rive Gauche, or Left Bank, as its elegant epicenter. Chanel may have given women Freedom, but Saint Laurent gave them Sovereignty. The loss of Yves Saint Laurent at the age of 71 earlier this month signifies the passing of a true fashion legend.

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The “Tribute” from Yves Saint Laurent is adorned with a towering 5 1/2-inch heel, one of the tallest high-fashion shoes ever produced. Despite the height, Christina Aguilera, Victoria Beckham, Pam Anderson and Jennifer Lopez couldn’t wait to walk at elevations usually reserved for Las Vegas “dancers”.

The Mary Jane style comes in four colors: violet, red, black suede and black leather. The slingback version comes in violet, black leather and green suede. Adding to the walking challenge - and the reason the heel can go so high - is the 1 1/2-inch platform on the front of the shoe. The sky-high heels are so popular that most of YSL’s shoes now come in a 5 1/2-inch option.

Foot fetishists and shoe slaves alike worshiped this sexy Mary Jane as there’s nothing quite so confident, gutsy and cool about a girl who can get that high. The YSL Tribute also comes in a more manageable 3 1/2 inch version, if you’re a wuss. We see Pam likes to be carried in hers, while Jennifer Lopez and Christina Aguilera work the “Tribute” like they mean it.