Angelina Jolie: Big as a House in May, October Not So Much
Post-Twins Body is INSANE, Y’all! So Are the Sergio Rossi Shoes
A radiant Angelina Jolie, accompanied by Brad Pitt, made her first red carpet appearance since welcoming twins Knox and Vivienne, at Saturday’s Changeling premiere at the Ziegfeld Theatre in New York City.
Jolie looked amazing, and well rested, wearing an Atelier Versace dress, Sergio Rossi open toe pumps, Mikimoto pearl earrings and ring.
The secret to looking so good just five-months after giving birth?
“A good dress!” a Versace-clad Jolie told Usmagazine.com.
“I just run around with my kids, and I’m breastfeeding. I think that does something,” she told Us.
Shock and awe, folks. Shock and awe. Her waist looks pinched and perfect as a Vassar co-ed’s. Her breasts look even more ripe and lovely than before. How is this possible?
And from the body language of this red carpet premiere, we thinks the break-up rumors are ridiculous.
To celebrate Angelina’s return to the red carpet, we offer you our favorite Sergio Rossi shoe of recent memory. We picked this shoe in tribute to Angelina’s “Sexy Back”. We here at ShoeMinx can’t resist a well-designed back-zip! So get your sexy on girls, these sensuous heels from Sergio Rossi in the luscious color “Lagoon” are so hot! Made of patent and elastic with zipper running up the length of the heel to the top of the ankle, they are simply irresistible. Get these darlings by Tuesday from Zappos!


Jolie-Pitt Twins: First the Cover, Now the Conspiracy
Photoshop Doctored Baby Smiles is Big Business
That’s Just Vivienne’s Bloated Baby Gas Talking!

Election? What election? The biggest news in the world continues to be the sainted Brangelina bambinos, twins Vivienne Marcheline and Knox Leon. In case you were living under a rock and somehow missed the media onslaught, the newest Jolie-Pitts were unveiled to the world in People magazine on Monday.
Cue the gasps of amazement, the cries of outrage, the moans of envy.
People posted the magazine cover with two photos of the 24-day-old babies on its website Sunday night and rushed its magazine to newsstands, publishing two days earlier than usual.
If you thought the hype was over, puleze. No less than New York Magazine is calling Photoshop shenanigans on the cover shot of cutie pootie baby V for her toothless grin. Why? Because Parenting magazine says that “babies don’t smile from exterior stimulation until two to four months.” They further speculate that perhaps the babies were born earlier than reported to avoid paparazzi attention, as has been rumored after the “Entertainment Tonight” gaffe. Or it could just be gas. But yeah, where’s the “story” in that? ShoeMinx suspects the more logical explanation is that People’s PR machine is hard at work to ensure that every man, woman and child in America has a copy of the super-duper-extra-special edition for their very own. After all, they have to recoup their $14 mil somehow.
Gee, can you imagine the hysteria when Vivienne and Knox actually do something other than coo and look cute?























