BREAKING NEWS> PALIN WEDDING> MCCAIN’S LATEST PLOY TO BOOST POLLS: BRISTOL AND LEVI’S MADE-FOR-TV WEDDING, LIVE IN PRIMETIME

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This news is so big we’re about ready to start dropping our g’s. In the latest “McInsane Theatre of the Absurd” news, the Times of London quotes campaign sources who say that a wedding between Sarah Palin’s pregnant daughter, Bristol, and baby daddy Levi “Hockey Puck” Johnston next month would be the perfect wag-the-dog to boost the candidate’s flagging poll numbers.

According to the article:

In an election campaign notable for its surprises, Sarah Palin, the Republican vice- presidential candidate, may be about to spring a new one - the wedding of her pregnant teenage daughter to her ice-hockey-playing fiancé before the November 4 election.

Inside John McCain’s campaign the expectation is growing that there will be a popularity boosting pre-election wedding in Alaska between Bristol Palin, 17, and Levi Johnston, 18, her schoolmate and father of her baby. “It would be fantastic,” said a McCain insider. “You would have every TV camera there. The entire country would be watching. It would shut down the race for a week.”

Maybe Ryan Seacrest can officiate.  “On this super-special American Idol episode, America Votes:  Should Bristol Wear White?  Where Should the Couple Honeymoon?” And former contestant Sanjaya Malakar can sing the song for the newlywed’s first dance.

It goes on:

McCain is expected to have a front-row seat at Bristol’s wedding and to benefit from the outpouring of goodwill that it could bring. “What’s the downside?” a source inside the McCain campaign said. “It would be wonderful. I don’t know that there has ever been a pre-election wedding before.”

The ice-hockey player wrote on his MySpace page he was a “f****** redneck” and stated, “I don’t want kids.” But a McCain insider predicted he would marry Bristol whenever his future mother-in-law wanted. “It’s a shotgun wedding. She kills things,” the source joked.

If the rumors of a “sacred institution between two unwilling teenagers” in a shotgun wedding are true, Election 2008 will officially have jumped the shark in the year America got Punk’d. So for the sake of democracy, we say, “Run, Levi, Run!” Winner of the Runner’s World Best Debut Award, the Salomon XT Wings running shoe is lighter so that he’ll run farther and faster with unparalleled speed. And remember to run in a zigzag pattern; he’ll be harder to hit when Palin tracks you from her moose copter.

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Angelina Jolie: Big as a House in May, October Not So Much

Post-Twins Body is INSANE, Y’all! So Are the Sergio Rossi Shoes

A radiant Angelina Jolie, accompanied by Brad Pitt, made her first red carpet appearance since welcoming twins Knox and Vivienne, at Saturday’s Changeling premiere at the Ziegfeld Theatre in New York City.

Jolie looked amazing, and well rested, wearing an Atelier Versace dress, Sergio Rossi open toe pumps, Mikimoto pearl earrings and ring.

The secret to looking so good just five-months after giving birth?

“A good dress!” a Versace-clad Jolie told Usmagazine.com.

“I just run around with my kids, and I’m breastfeeding. I think that does something,” she told Us.

Shock and awe, folks. Shock and awe. Her waist looks pinched and perfect as a Vassar co-ed’s. Her breasts look even more ripe and lovely than before. How is this possible?

And from the body language of this red carpet premiere, we thinks the break-up rumors are ridiculous.

To celebrate Angelina’s return to the red carpet, we offer you our favorite Sergio Rossi shoe of recent memory. We picked this shoe in tribute to Angelina’s “Sexy Back”. We here at ShoeMinx can’t resist a well-designed back-zip! So get your sexy on girls, these sensuous heels from Sergio Rossi in the luscious color “Lagoon” are so hot! Made of patent and elastic with zipper running up the length of the heel to the top of the ankle, they are simply irresistible. Get these darlings by Tuesday from Zappos!

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