2009 Oscars: Beyonce Knowles’ Mermaid Dress Flops On Red Carpet

Where’s Sasha Fierce and Her Leotard and Metal Glove When You Need Her?

We totally had a Joan Crawford “Mommy Dearest” moment when “Crazy in Love” singer Beyonce Knowles walked the red carpet at the Oscars:  ”Noooo mooooore mermaid dresses!”  This style is as old as her last hit with Destiny’s Child.

Every mother-daughter relationship is complicated but evidently the psychological issues between Beyonce and Mama Knowles are deep and complex (read: she may secretly hate you).  Why else would the senior Knowles send her eldest child down the red carpet in a dress that screams “Bob’s House of Fabric Remnants?”  You’re a grown-ass woman, Bey.  It’s time to cut the umbilical cord and stop letting mommy dress you up in her House of Dereon creations.  Looks like baby sis Solange gets the last laugh this time (we’re imaging her sitting in a dark room somewhere just brushing her hair over and over again and cackling like a mad hatter).

At least these ‘Miluna’ sandals from the fashion house’s shoe line are red carpet glamorous!

By ShoeMinx Red Carpet Watcher Paige Muller


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February 24, 2009 | Filed Under Celebrity, Celebrity Shoes, Couture, Designer Shoes, Dress, High Heels, Sandals, Sexy heels, Special Occasion, Women's Shoes, Zappos 

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