Mischa Barton: That Vodoo That You Do So Well

Must Have Left Her “Will Pose For Food” Sign In Her Purse

In lieu of actual talent or even a whiff of a titillating scandal, Misha Barton has been using the time during her extended hiatus from any discernible form of employment since The O.C. to mount a futile effort to pass herself off as some sort of fashion icon, like the long-lost love child of a petri dish rendezvous between Nicole Richie and the Olsen twins with an accidental DNA dose of Agyness Dyn.

There was her Woodland nymph period were she was some kind of foot soldier in the Headband Army that’s led by General Blair Waldorf and Brigadier General Aubrey O’Day, with an assist from Colonel Paris Hilton.  And of course who can forget her Annie Hall meets Ellen DeGeneres stage in baggy pants and bowler hats.  As if an outfit switcheroo will land her a Shakespearean script instead of a part as Blonde Girl #3.  Her latest look is brought to you courtesy of M.C. Hammer and his country crossover hit, “Please, Hammer, Don’t Let Your Baby Grow Up To Wear Fugly Flannel.”

However, those Louis Vuitton shoes are in a totally different category of crazy. Oh, Misha. It’s nice to see you go out and do that voodoo that you do so well.  We suspect she puts them on and prays everyday that the CW pilot for The Beautiful Life gets picked up so she can stop making up blog posts about her life. Hmmm, maybe we should get a pair of LVs and start praying for the same thing, too. Or better yet that she just fades into obscurity.

Get the look of this season’s tribal trend in these Sam Edelman “Malik” heels and walk on the wild side. Roooar!

By ShoeMinx Shoe Shaman Paige Muller

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June 1, 2009 | Filed Under CELEBRITIES, Couture, Designer Shoes, High Heels, Louis Vuitton, Mischa Barton, SHOE DESIGNERS, SHOE TYPE, Sandals, Women's Shoes, Zappos | Leave a Comment 

Victoria Beckham: Armani Style Stand-out

Are We the Only One’s Picturing Her in Her Underwear After Those Smokin’ Hot Ads?

Victoria Beckham staged a triumphant return to Bryant Park after a private, appointment-only presentation of her first collection last season amid speculation that her designing career might be finished after her line of dVb jeans got off to a less than rhinestone-studded start.

Despite facing rumors that she may have received a little helping hand from her designer friend Roland Mouret on her new line, Vicky’s getting the ultimate revenge: success.   Her collection of posh and pricey dresses (which range from $1,000 to $3,000) sold out at both Selfridges (think Barneys) locations across the pond and are a hit at Bergdorf Goodman.  So much so that U.K. Vogue editor Alexandra Shulman has ordered one.

And though many probably didn’t notice given the extreme naked splendor of Madonna’s maybe boyfriend Jesus Luz in W magazine, her Madgesty was kitted out in a fierce body-hugging VB number.

Basking in the glow of fashion credibility, and a well-received second collection, the former Spice Girl out-shined everyone at the Armani Fifth Avenue store opening in a deliriously divine blush, crystal embellished mini Armani dress, polished off to perfection in matching satin pumps.  Fash pack approval and hot Armani ads?  Bravo, Miss Thang.  Or “zigaziga” for old times sake.

Make a stunning style statement ‘Basic’ Sergio Rossi pumps.  You’ll be blushing from all the attention you get.

By ShoeMinx Stylista Paige Muller

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February 26, 2009 | Filed Under Couture, Designer Shoes, Dress, Fashion Week, High Heels, Madonna, Pumps, SHOE TYPE, Sergio Rossi, Sexy heels, Special Occasion, Women's Shoes, Zappos | Leave a Comment 

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