Katie “Jordan” Price Walks on the Wild Side in Uggs
What, No Product to Pimp in Some Crazy Getup? We Almost Didn’t Recognize You!
Believe it or not, this is the best glamour girl Katie “Famewhore” Price has looked in forever. There’s no migraine-inducing pink, visible boob or threat of an accidentally-on-purpose flash of her business. Based on those sub-par standards, this is a wee sartorial success. Like if Lindsay Lohan wore pants instead of leggings for even a second. WE GET IT LINDS. You are a walking billboard for your line of ridiculously overpriced leg coverings. Just because you put them on one leg at a time doesn’t qualify them as pants, you know. Anyhoo.
On the other hand, Katie’s leopard leggings are eerily reminiscent of Aunt Lill down in Boca smoking unfiltered cigarettes, drinking a little afternoon pick me up of gin and juice. What? Like your family is so perfect. And paired with boots that put the “ug” in fugly? While we give a point to Katie for putting the girls away, she loses approximately 100,000 points for the hideous footwear. A cute ankle boot or a tall riding-style boot (no, not the pink ones from your equestrian line, Jordan), like these by Franco Sarto, would have been a HUGE improvement.
Does anyone know when Katie’s visa expires and she’s recalled back to England? Between Paris Hilton, Bai Ling, Phoebe Price and the entire Kardashian clan, we’ve got more than our fair share of premiere seat fillers on this side of the pond already, thank you very much.
By ShoeMinx All-star Paige Muller
Sarah Jessica Parker’s Striking in Snakeskin Dress & Stunning Louboutins
We Wonder If She’ll Ditch Couture For Jeans After The SATC Sequel Wraps
Sarah Jessica Parker is often accused of channeling her Sex and the City character’s sometimes over-the-top wardrobe tendencies in real life. Fair enough, but it would be hard not to borrow some of Carrie Bradshaw’s style sense — and her fab clothes! — after playing the part almost longer than she’s been married to Matthew Broderick. And whether her outfits are costume-y or a reflection of her own innate style, one thing they’re not is boring. A de rigueur LBD and a pair of pumps? Fuggedaboutit.
There is a LOT going on in this look but somehow it all works. Kind of like how separately the ingredients of a Monte Cristo don’t sound too appetizing but all together it’s a mouth full of deliciousness. First there’s the skintight green L’Wren Scott snakeskin dress, which on it’s own might have been a bit too aggressively sexy. But paired with the feathered stole, sheer gloves and extra strappy Christian Louboutin for L’Wren Scott shoes (which we love to the point that we’d give into our baser instincts and employ elbows and dirty tricks to get our hands on them should they ever go on sale at Neimans) there is an enviably quirky chic-ness to the entire look that would be impossible for anyone else but our favorite fashionista.
With all the various Fashion Weeks winding down and a long promo tour for the SATC movie sequel on the horizon, we’re excited to see what SJP/Carrie (there’s got to be a way to shorten that but we haven’t come up with anything yet, thoughts?) parades around in until it’s shot and in the can. Though her attempts to make those horrible Martin Margiela split-toe shoes the next Manolos can end any time now . . .
Get the look of SJP’s utterly fabulous heels in these dominatrix-esque Dolce & Gabbana ‘Lucinda’ heels from ShoeCompare.com.
By ShoeMinx Diva Paige Muller



























