Miley Cyrus: “Miles To Go” In Totally Tween Appropriate Tall Boots

Now If She’d Just Find An Equally Acceptable Boyfriend . . .

Determined to milk every money-making opportunity out of their PG-rated star before her audience hits puberty, Disney princess Miley Cryus has extended her brand and added another title to her resume—author.  Yes, the just-turned-16 year old Hannah Montana star has penned her autobiography, Miles to Go.  She shares her “inspiring story, spanning from her Southern roots in Tennessee to the excitement of her record-setting triumphs.”  The best part is the “novel” is even equipped with doodles! Wonder if this is reflective of Justin’s maturity level, too?  Miley must be saving the chapter about how bummed she was that she got a hand-me-down Porsche for her birthday for the follow-up.  In short, WAAAAH.

But the book’s 272 pages aside, the mature- beyond-her-years triple threat is caught in that awkward teen/young adult stage. Miley usually outfits herself in looks that are either cloyingly twee, like her Ariel “Under the Sea” Oscar dress (gee, why not just stamp “Property of Disney, Inc.” on her forehead?) or way too mature like an aging soap opera star.  But she gets it 100% age appropriate at a Barnes & Noble book signing in jeans and a white t-shirt with a sparkly vest and scarf, paired with a totally cute pair of brown tall boots, like this ‘Frye’ style by Victoria.  Victory in our time!

And with her face scrubbed free of its normal layer of paint and her hair in loose waves, we suddenly find ourselves wanting to put on a Team Miley t-shirt and start rooting for her to keep beating the Jonas Brothers in their Mouse House tweendom battle.

By ShoeMinx “Team Miley” Fanclub President Paige Muller

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Will Dakota Fanning Be The Next Jodie Foster or Lindsay Lohan?

Up Next: Possible Role in “Twilight” Sequel. That Robert Pattinson Looks Like Trouble . . .

With tween tartlets like Hannah Montana’s Miley Cyrus and Lindsay’s little sis Ali Lohan  running around flashing all kinds of inappropriate underage boobage, it’s no wonder 15 seems to be the new 25.  Now, we’re not saying they should be sporting pig-tails and Giranimals outfits until they move out of the house but honestly, there are LAWS against  some of the stuff they wear.

But thank heavens Push star Dakota Fanning has so far avoided flashing her lady humps, hanging out at Hyde or flipping off the paparazzi.  By Hollywood’s standards, she’s probably six months OVERDUE for all that. So it’s refreshing to see her walking that fine line between “I’m Not a Girl, Not Yet a Woman” still looking like a nice young lady.  Did you see her interview on The Tonight Show?  She was sooo excited that she got to wear colored streaks in her hair for the part in her new flick.  How freaking CUTE is that?

At the red carpet premiere she looks adorably age-appropriate and very Neutrogena natural in a silver strapless mini dress with origami detail on the bodice, paired with two-toned silver-and-black heels.   And for an appearance on Late Show with David Letterman,” Dakota got a bit fashion forward-y in a “She’s Got Legs” navy shorts romper that’s fun without tipping over into Forever 21 reject territory.  Nothing’s in danger of falling out.  Everything’s covered up.  Her hair is shiny and lovely.  And you just know she’d rather be at home knitting and working on her next Girl Scout badge.   Don’t you just want to hug her and hope she doesn’t date until she’s like 30?

Get two great looks for the price of one with these terrific two-toned platinum and black ‘Aurilla’ GUESS peep-toes.

By ShoeMinx Drama Queen Paige Muller

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