Beyonce Is “Obsessed” With Over-The-Top Couture & Christian Louboutins

All Aboard the Balmain Crazy Train Of Unnecessary Extra Fabric

Pardon us in advance for the plethora of Obsessed puns that are about to follow but really, the producers were just asking for it with that pun-able title.  They could have dodged the SNL potential if the flick was a really awesome updated version of Michael Douglas and Glenn Close’s epic, never-cheat-on-your-wife-or- your-psycho-lover-will-stalk-you-and-kill-your-kid’s-bunny flick.  But since Jerry O’Connell is in it, it’s pretty pretty much guaranteed to be the next the Glitter . The trailer is SO HORRIBLY BAD, we’re tempted to plunk down the $10 and change to view the cinematic calamity for ourselves and laugh our pants off.

Beyonce is so obsessed about missing out on The Oscar That Should Have Been Her’s Because Daddy Said So, she hitched her wagon to this dreck because her agent said it would really show her range.  Or some such nonsense to earn his 20% commission.  Miss B clearly bought it since she turned up on the red carpet in her usual over-the-top diva ensemble as if she’s expecting some kind of award for just showing up.  Is it a gown?  A mini dress? No, it’s the red carpet version of a skort! Which sounds like one of those anonymous movie reviews that at first read somewhat glow-y but on second glance says not much of anything:  Best comedy opening this weekend!  So to clear up any confusion lest you assume our approval: Beyonce’s has-to-be-1989-because-I-look-like-a-Whitesnake-video-vixen dress would be cute, if it actually was 1989 when bicycle shorts still counted as pants. And Tawny Kitaen was wearing it while doing splits on the hood of a fire-engine red Corvette.  Really, all that’s missing is a wind machine and random occurrences of Beyonce getting doused with water for some inexplicable reason.

Mrs. Jay-Z’s black pumps are fine but aarrgghh!, we wish TO GOD AND RACHEL ZOE she would get over her obsession (OK, we’ll stop) with matching her Loubs to her outfit.  B, nice girls don’t have to coordinate from head-to-toe anymore like Donna Reed.  We assume she’ll wear something suitable to the Razzies to get her Golden Raspberry for Best Unintentionally Hilarious Movie and Most Over-Acted Performance By An Actress With A Weave.

Black pumps, like a classic LBD, are always red carpet ready and available at ShoeCompare.com.

By ShoeMinx I’m-Not-Obsessed Fan Paige Muller

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April 25, 2009 | Filed Under CELEBRITIES, Christian Louboutin, Couture, Designer Shoes, Film Opening, Pumps, SHOE TYPE, Sexy heels | Leave a Comment 

Kate Hudson Gets Her Glitter On in Dolce & Gabbana

What’s a Party At Milan Fashion Week Without a Disco Ball?

Goldie Hawn, er Kate Hudson’s style is usually as one note as her acting.  She rocks the Cali casual thing (it’s not a look, it’s a state of being!) mixed with a touch of boho that encroaches on the Olsen twin’s territory as consistently as she scrunches her nose in lieu of actual talent in her movies.  Ah, nepotism.  Ain’t it grand?  Granted, we’ve never sat through one of her movies, but from the trailers of such cinematic greats as Bride Wars and You, Me and Dupree, unless everyone else cancels, she shouldn’t hope to snag a chair on Inside the Actor’s Studio anytime soon.

But we really find ourselves liking Kate’s sparkly ensemble at the Vogue Fashion Party at Milan Fashion Week.  Granted, the explosion of sequins is a lot of look but there is kind of an It-girl-smoking-in-the-bathroom-lighting-her-eyeliner-with-a-match vibe to it, no?  The top could do without the droopy bow (cause that’s just what you want centered between your boobs) and we can’t figure out if Kate’s wearing a nude colored belt or if that’s skin.  She seems wise enough to avoid doing anything Lindsay Lohan would consider cool in her latest famewhoring attempts to distract from a lack of any verifiable form of employment, so we’ll give her the benefit of the doubt.

We LOVE the gold Dolce & Gabbana skirt and matching cape (we admit, it appeals to our inner childhood desire to be Wonder Woman and it looks so twirly!) and her multi-toned metallic heels, like these from Steve Madden, are the perfect finish.  If only there was a way to get her gorgeous gams too.  But, you know, without working out or sweating or anything that requires moving off the sofa.

By ShoeMinx Fashionista Paige Muller

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March 9, 2009 | Filed Under Celebrity, Designer Shoes, Dress, EVENTS, Fashion Week, High Heels, Kate Hudson, Pumps, SHOE DESIGNERS, SHOE TYPE, Sexy heels, Steve Madden, Women's Shoes, Zappos | Leave a Comment 

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